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Welcome to
Kirvennie Farm

Cow Club is all about connection — to the cows, to the land, and to the story behind your milk. By joining a small herd of 3–4 cows, you’ll form a unique bond with real animals, getting to know their personalities, quirks, and daily lives. Some are bold leaders, others gentle companions, but together they reflect the character and community of a working herd.

Subscribers don’t just meet their cows — they follow them. Through regular updates, photos, and data, you’ll see how much milk they produce, track their health and wellbeing, and watch their friendships and rhythms unfold across the farming year. Over time, you’ll build a connection that goes far beyond the field gate.

What “Herd”are you?

On Kirvennie farm we’ve got lots of types, the active cows, the singing cows (ok, they’re just noisy). Which of our herds are you? If you would like to find out you can take our fun quiz which will tell you which herd you belong to.

Learn more about Kirvennie Farm
Cow Club

Find your herd, join your herd.

Herd Nerd

Facts and figures about our farm.

Our Team

Meet the people who run the farm.

Kirvennie farm, a quiet paradise
in South Scotland

Your gateway to life on the farm in the heart of South Scotland. Join a friendly community where you can discover which “herd” suits you, learn about daily farm life, and explore fun activities that connect you to nature. Whether you’re curious about our animals, our team, or just want to feel part of something special, there’s a place for you here.